Is it just me or does every new mom drink white wine? Think about it for a moment--I bet you that you can name more than one new mom (not including yourself, you wine-o) that has uttered the phrase "oh I don't drink much, just an occasional glass of white wine." And I guarantee that these are also women who used to shoot vodka like it ain't no thang. We white wine...I mean THOSE white wine drinking new moms actually seem to justify their new-mommy drinking habits by simply saying "oh, its just white wine"--when in reality, it has the same alcohol content as a glass of red or a cosmo. But we, I mean THEY, get away with it because white wine seems just so...weak. I'm on to you new moms...and frankly at this point, I'm saying eff it...vodka is whiter than white wine! Someone buy me a bottle of Grey Goose.
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