Quick! What do I have in common with Demi Moore, Kimmy K., Camille Grammer and my newest favorite hot divorced mess Brandi Glanville!? Oops, I think I gave it away...divorce. And the fact that my ex does not make $700,000 an episode. But other than that, Demi and I are basically the same person.
But don't worry folks, this blog isn't going to turn into some sad and bitter diatribe about how much I hate men and marriage and everything to do with my ex. Nope, I hope to put a more positive spin on being single again.
Here are a few examples of why being single again is great:
a) I now only have to clean up messes that I have made.
b) I now cook for only for my own consumption (and Bug's, if you count mashing up a banana as cooking).
c) I now have an infinite amount of time to smother my Bug with joy, rainbows, hearts, puppies, bunny tails and fluffy cloud love.
d) I can now devote whatever time I have leftover from being a full time mom to convincing Ryan Gosling to marry me.
Look, divorcing sucks enough as it is. But blogging about how much divorce sucks...that takes suck to a whole new level.
This one goes out to Brandi, Camille, Kim and Demi.
