Bizarre habits of single mothers while their babies are away.

Beckett is on vacation. No, literally...he's probably lounging by a pool in Arizona somewhere with a Buddha full of milk or something.

But what am I doing while Beckett is with his daddy you ask? Well, you probably don't want to know...but I'm going to tell you anyway.

1) I do my nails. Like a million times. I have had 5 different colors in the past 4 days. With a lot of time to kill, I might as we get it perfect.

2) I eat pumpkin pie for dinner. And breakfast.

3) I spend a frightening amount of time on Pinterest. Most of what I pin? You guessed it, nail polish.

4) I actually read books with adult words in them. On the list right now is "Spook" by Mary Roach.

5) I watch TV that also involves adult words...yes, I know that rules out any Real HW. I'm obsessed with Ghost Adventures. Are you picking up on a seasonal theme?

6) I tell myself I'm going work out then don't.

7) At this point I probably paint my nails again.

8) I blog about the crazy things I do without my son to keep me entertained.

Yes, it's a boring existence without a toddler around to keep his mama in check.

Love,

mama and a vacationing b