Monday, September 12, 2011

Staying is for dogs.

I would like to one day meet the person who came up with the phrase “stay at home mom.” Then I would like to promptly hit him (I assume it’s a him, only a him would be such a dumb dumb) upside the head with my diaper bag.

This is my question: at what point in the life of a “stay at home mom” has she simply just “stayed” anywhere?

There is no staying, there is moving. Tons of moving. No staying seated, no staying standing, no staying in front of the TV watching whatever those wonderful folks at Bravo surprise me with next. In fact, I don’t do much staying at home either. Not with doctor’s appointment, kids to pick up, grocery shopping to do…I mean, I would give up Top Chef AND Real Housewives for a whole year simply to “stay” at home for one day (lie).

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