Things you should know about me:
• My husband and I have been together for 4 years, married for 1.
• I am a lot younger than my husband…like biologically incapable of being the mother of his first child…but not in a creepy way. More cool if anything…especially for the hubby.
• My step-children are 13 and 10.
• The 13 year-old is pretty much a super model and I hate her for that.
• The 10 year old, I kid you not, will be the next Justin Timberlake. Someone once said the next Justin Bieber, who is horrifically annoying, so let’s stick with Timberlake (who is a total dreamboat).
• I used to be skinny.
• I once believed that cosmos and otter-pops were the best diet ever (ok, I still believe that, but it doesn’t really bode well for breastfeeding).
• Thanks to the love of my life, my 2.5 month baby boy (who is a WAY bigger dreamboat than even JT), I have like a million pounds to lose in order to look anywhere near what I did when I was 21 and believed dancing and singing to Mariah Carey in my kitchen with my roomie was cardio.
• I love to cook and aspire to be the “Female Bobby Flay.”
• It would be AMAZING to one day have some goofy cooking show on my terrace where I grill random shit, drink margaritas and make a disgusting amount of money from making dumb wise cracks about tastes and smells and other cooking related stuff.
• I believe that I have a wonderful taste in music and would be proud to show anyone my winning iTunes collection.
• I believe Mariah Carey is musical genius.
• But then again, I also believe the Foo Fighters are GODS.
• Having my baby fall asleep on my chest is the best feeling I have ever felt. I will probably even let him do it when he is a teenager.
FIN
• My husband and I have been together for 4 years, married for 1.
• I am a lot younger than my husband…like biologically incapable of being the mother of his first child…but not in a creepy way. More cool if anything…especially for the hubby.
• My step-children are 13 and 10.
• The 13 year-old is pretty much a super model and I hate her for that.
• The 10 year old, I kid you not, will be the next Justin Timberlake. Someone once said the next Justin Bieber, who is horrifically annoying, so let’s stick with Timberlake (who is a total dreamboat).
• I used to be skinny.
• I once believed that cosmos and otter-pops were the best diet ever (ok, I still believe that, but it doesn’t really bode well for breastfeeding).
• Thanks to the love of my life, my 2.5 month baby boy (who is a WAY bigger dreamboat than even JT), I have like a million pounds to lose in order to look anywhere near what I did when I was 21 and believed dancing and singing to Mariah Carey in my kitchen with my roomie was cardio.
• I love to cook and aspire to be the “Female Bobby Flay.”
• It would be AMAZING to one day have some goofy cooking show on my terrace where I grill random shit, drink margaritas and make a disgusting amount of money from making dumb wise cracks about tastes and smells and other cooking related stuff.
• I believe that I have a wonderful taste in music and would be proud to show anyone my winning iTunes collection.
• I believe Mariah Carey is musical genius.
• But then again, I also believe the Foo Fighters are GODS.
• Having my baby fall asleep on my chest is the best feeling I have ever felt. I will probably even let him do it when he is a teenager.
FIN
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